I AM AN ATTORNEY
I am an attorney
What is this gumshoe in my head, where is my house?
Why are these flowers here instead of wife in blouse?
My candy canes have all gone weak, my closet's black
My name is suddenly Pete, but now it's Zack
Step inside my office where tantamounts amount
And suddenly your words sound like buncakes
I took a trip away from here to find fool's gold
And find out what is really behind cashews and mold
My treasure chest was full of zinc. Oooh...soap.
Step inside my office where tantamounts amount
And suddenly your words sound like buncakes
One day my Pappa set me on his knee and he told me a telling I'd never forget.
He said, "Son, there's a lot of things in this world you need to know about
The Blue Banana and the Lamb That Calls Himself Panzram.
But your old man don't know shit about it. You gots to seek out the truth yourself."
So I set myself out on that long and lonesome road.
I strapped on my ears and I went out to Fontana where the gold grass shimmers just like Koolaid.
And I looked unto the sky and I said to unto my Lord, "Lord, wherefore art thou? Lord, wherefore art thou?"
And you know what the Lord said to me?
"You can't fish for peanuts in an almond pond."
And then the Lord done also said to me.
I am an attorney.