I
AM AN ATTORNEY
I
am an attorney
What
is this gumshoe in my head, where is my house?
Why
are these flowers here instead of wife in blouse?
My
candy canes have all gone weak, my closet's black
My
name is suddenly Pete, but now it's Zack
Step
inside my office where tantamounts amount
And
suddenly your words sound like buncakes
I
took a trip away from here to find fool's gold
And
find out what is really behind cashews and mold
My
treasure chest was full of zinc. Oooh...soap.
Step
inside my office where tantamounts amount
And
suddenly your words sound like buncakes
One
day my Pappa set me on his knee and he told me a telling I'd never forget.
He
said, "Son, there's a lot of things in this world you need to know about
The
Blue Banana and the Lamb That Calls Himself Panzram.
But
your old man don't know shit about it. You gots to seek out the truth yourself."
So
I set myself out on that long and lonesome road.
I
strapped on my ears and I went out to Fontana where the gold grass shimmers
just like Koolaid.
And
I looked unto the sky and I said to unto my Lord, "Lord, wherefore art
thou? Lord, wherefore art thou?"
And
you know what the Lord said to me?
"You
can't fish for peanuts in an almond pond."
And
then the Lord done also said to me.
I
am an attorney.