I want you to lick it
And tell me where to stick it
I want to get polar
And be a heavy roller

On an iceberg

I want to get arctic
On pearly white carpet
I want you to hurt me
And partake of my slurpee

On an iceberg

The penguins will all learn to play the sax
Just like a movie played on Skin-a-max
That's how the bustle-muscle grows
The bumpy's grinding to and froze
And I will play along your snowy caps

COLD! IT'S SO COLD!

Do I taste a nipple?
My willpower's crippled
You're such a tasty tart
I think that I lost my heart

On an iceberg

I think that squishy things might keep me warm
Maintain a stoic angle on my form
Making the funky in igloo
I've got it set for just us two
And you will turn my cob into popcorn

COLD! IT'S SO COLD!

Huh! Riggy-dang-dang! Brrr, it's getting a little bit chilly!

La la la la la la!
La la la la la la!
La la la la la la!
Laaaaa!
On an iceberg

 

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