THE NET

Eins, zwei, Uberzein

Fiddlesticks on Calvin Klein

Searching and she's lurching for the one who's fine and found it on the net

Oh, on the net

My, my, oh denied. Deep fried it all on the net

Mouschwitz, tellytits, feed upon kibbles and bits

She wants a college student who don't knew it

Found a stud and blew it on the net

Oh, on the net

Postman flooey, go kablooey on the net

Read the funnies

Eggs are runny

Moon is sunny

What a dummy, what a dummy

Poostick, what a kick, take a hit from Dr. Mick

Rickets and she's feeling sick, gave her heart to a guy named Rick

Try again, finding zen, beaten down in the devil's den

And then to Lawrence, bit annoyance, like to read William Saroyan, ploying on the net

Oh, on the net

Fine time, freshdesign, whining on the net