Metropolitan, Cosmopolitan, Vanity Fair
 
Eyes, lips, and hair
Blue blood, face made
White stud what she need
Danner-beared, polo wearin'
White teeth watch them gleam
It girl, lip curl
Pitt stop single fling
New York raised, Affleck glazed
Now your perfect thing

Paltrow!

Leave your sophisticated image behind
Come with me, a regular guy
I'll show you what real talen'ts about
Like Ethan Hawke, I can't help but shout
Gwyneth...
 
Metropolitan, Cosmopolitan, Vanity Fair
Eyes, lips, and hair
She wants us, she knows thus
She'll have it, we'll grab it

Our Paltrow, little snob-o

Needs Über inside her

She'll take it, we'll make it

In a dumpster outside her mom's condo

You've loved and you've lost
Well, I saw "The Talented Mr. Ripley"
That icy heart will melt away
I'll stuff you with my sanctity
My Gwyneth, Gwyneth Paltrow
No one can save you from me
Paltrow!
<--BACK