BALLAD OF THE INTERGALACTIC HITMAN UNDERWEAR FETISHIST

Woke up this morning and I asked ,"S'il vous plait

When will it pay to walk in shadows."

I follow asteroid and hide behind mask

Cold, but in fact, I am a charming fellow

You put a gun to my head, you see I'm already dead

Well you can fill me with lead, gonna find him in a barrel in Des Moines

I ain't afraid of your talk, you want a lover to stalk

You act so worried, but I balk against time...time...time

You see me on fly, you got the wrong guy

Save for me underwear

Catch one from each kill, a battle of wills

Save for me underwear

You got it, you got it, you got it, you got it

Save for me underwear

It's often lonely when you're out in orbit

But just think of it, I'm always close to others

You try to run away to quiver the quirk, shiver the shirk

Not enough time with mother

A sick and twisted slob, it's how I got the job

I cheat, I slay, I rob, but I never had a day of regret

You know you're hating me now, but you just watch how

You will bow down when I am getting mine...mine...mine

You see me on fly, you got the wrong guy

Save for me underwear

Catch one from each kill, a battle of wills

Save for me underwear

You got it, you got it, you got it, you got it

Save for me underwear

Shazbot

Creep past the guillotine

I get paid to do this thing

You got it (repeat until the goodwill of the audience is depleted)